ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

vagrats:

my dad said i should draw more journal comics

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

toyknives:

slayer?

i barely know her

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robotverve:

I won’t become a number in the system
Zeroes and ones

mathlemore:

night noon

fisting-satans-anus:

Selfie for anon

mathlemore:

shout out to my adorable friend logan for looking really cute in this picture of us while i look like a piece of trash as usual to enhance his good looks

Das me

fisting-satans-anus:

American horror story: back to school

fisting-satans-anus:

*Accidentally sexts mom*

*mom sexts back*

nahshaw:

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

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pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

(Source: juugin)

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

(Source: fourthrain)

Anonymous sent:

johns.... canonically allergic to peanuts though? ?s=6&p=001972

Don’t sass me and my misconceptions I just like dirkjake like 1000 times better