sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater)

pussypussymarijuanaxd:

get out of me guitaa

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)

nous-serons:

I start school in two days

Same lel

hanamaehata:

etwogami:

neofurry:

you’re trapped in a room and the only escape is through a door that leads to the dangan ronpa fandom and the other leads to the snk fandom which do u choose

stay in that trapped room forever

so i guess you’d be stuck, then. perhaps in some kind of home.

(Source: starrygate)

rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(Source: comesweetmiseryy)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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(Source: blastoisex)

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

(Source: taxicar)